Headed For History?

Who's going to get the coveted Christmas #1? Odds are that it won't be anyone but Leona Lewis with a new version of the X Factor's execrable trophy song "A Moment Like This".

Yep, so sure is Simon Cowell of the absolute bankability of his pop factories that he regifts the prizes. These other chumps don't stand a chance:

Take That, "Patience" (This song's been #1 for the past month, despite the lyric "my heart is numb, has no feelin'/so while i'm still healin'/...")

Cliff Richard, "21st Century Christmas" (Yes, that Cliff Richard. The same one who's about to have the copyright on his first hit run out.)

Matt Willis, "Don't Let It Go To Waste"

El Chombo, "Chacarron" (This gets our vote every time!)

Girls Aloud, "I Think We're Alone Now" (Alone with Cliff as the only former #1's on this list)

McFly, "Sorry's Not Good Enough" (Although, we prefer the single's B-Side, "Friday Night")

Katie Price & Peter Andre, "A Whole New World" (Don't ask!)